Good Song...

Money Loan

Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 pm on Friday. Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex and then John left. Bill came home about 6:00 pm. He asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?" She thinks, "Oh hell, he knows!" Finally she says, "Well, yes... he did give me $100." "Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back." (spikedhumor.com)

As You Like It

I went on a field trip to the Weston Playhouse today to see As You Like It, a play by Shakespeare. It was really good. I don't like reading Shakespeare, so I was really surprised at how much I liked this. We are reading Romeo and Juliet in English right now. It's dumb. I have always liked live theater though...Maybe that's why I liked it. It's raining and cold buut I still had a good time. I go to my Dad's house tonight, in East Burke. I go there every other weekend. I am looking forward to seeing my stepbrother, Cody. He's fun to hang out with. Oh well, nothing else exciting. TTYL...

BSS! (being sick sucks...)

Yesterday I woke up with a sore throat from sneezing so much (allergies...). Today I woke up and couldn't talk. Apparently I have laryngitis. I sat at home all day and watched Good Will Hunting and did nothing. Wow. I'm bored.

The Maze

GO HERE!!! (winterrowd.com/maze) MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR SPEAKERS ON!!!

Joining the church...

Abstinence Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay, said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." (spikedhumor.com)